The Day I Found Out I Was a Guy

All these years I've thought I was a chick. I've been shaving my legs and wearing a bra and taking a pee--with the seat down, no less--in WOMEN'S restrooms. Can you imagine how stupid I felt when I took the "What Gender Are You?" test at TheSpark.com and it informed me I was definitely a man? Wow, now I feel like an idiot for going by the name Ivy all this time . . . people must've thought I was such a sissy!

Well, I'm ready for my new life. I will discontinue shaving my legs immediately, and will begin shaving my face instead, except for that little bit where I'd like to grow a goatee, 'cause I've always thought they were so cool. I will stop wearing skirts altogether, except for the occasional kilt. And I will aspire to sing bass instead of soprano. I will stop wearing stockings to work and begin wearing a tie; I will bitch-slap anyone who dares to call me "Ma'am"; I may even get a girlfriend and behave chivalrously with her to show what a good man I am. I will do my damnedest to stop menstruating.

Oh, and I will change my name to Ivan.

COMMENTS:

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Comments from others:

Mikey: I have no reason why this test would say such a thing and it makes me wonder what I would be rated as, and no I don't think you should change your name to Ivan I just don't nope that wouldn't work.

Omar: u is a freak!!!!!!!!!

Marintha: Rofl, she's being sarcastic you dope. :gives you a cookie: Those tests are so sad. XD Stereotyping and then some.

Liz: I find your sense of humour very funny. :)

Amberly: If it makes you feel better, I'm a guy too... according to the test. I'm not though. At least, I was born a female...

CursedFreedom: You are hilarious. hmmm, I wonder if any of that was sarcastic...

Shaleen: It told me I was a dude too.
You're not alone. =/

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