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dadd2.jpg: Another shot of the same.
cdj1.jpg: Me and Dad and Connie.
cdj2.jpg: And another one.
dmj1.jpg: Here's me and Dad with Mikey, too.
dmj2.jpg: Another shot of the same, who knows why we have two.
sickos.jpg: And then just me and Mikey, being the sickos we are.
madness.jpg: We can take a regular picture! Really!
hungry.jpg: Could someone please feed this Mikey?
nobel.jpg: He's so cute in his dignified poses, don't you think?
cutie.jpg: There's me with a big soda. Mikey named this photo "cutie," but I don't think it's a particularly good picture of me. Whatever.
mpyrami.jpg: For his next trick, Mikey will design a major building out of coffee creamers.
jtower.jpg: You like mine? It's tall.
art11.jpg: Now that's just silly.
art12.jpg: Think it will remain standing if I put some weight on it?
cheesey.jpg: It is very important to appreciate the cheese in a sandwich.
munchinj.jpg: Hooray, the swankivy has been fed.
liltaco.jpg: That's me in the hotel room wearing my Gir shirt.
bedjm1.jpg: We like jumping on hotel beds to make our temporary neighbors think something naughty is going on.
bedjj1.jpg: Well, that and because it's FUN!
bedjj2.jpg: Boy, jumping makes you tired.
buffet1.jpg: Chinese buffets are necessary on road trips.
buffet2.jpg: I love lo mein. It makes me make stupid faces like this.
mwhaa.jpg: This is Mikey playing his "I'm innocent!" card at my mother's house.
leats.jpg: Contrary to popular belief, Lindsay (my sister) does sometimes eat.
doglet.jpg: L's doglet, Pork Chop, is adorable regardless of whether you like dogs.
wakcof.jpg: It was very nice of my mom to provide us coffee in the morning. We needed it.
wakcof2.jpg: Coffee makes everything okay.
mustsmil.jpg: Oh, I think it's kicking in. (Or someone just said something really disgusting to try to make us laugh for the picture.)
wtfrwe.jpg: "Where the fuck are we???" I think we're lost. "Fuckin' map!" says Mikey. Getting lost sucks.
dixwings.jpg: But at least we found Dick's Wings, eh? Good thing.
pancof.jpg: Mikey really likes Panera.
pancof2.jpg: I like it pretty good too.
toydino.jpg: Jacksonville's Toys R Us had a dino I could ride.
jasflur.jpg: They did have some nice jasmine, even if we ended up not liking the town.
jasflur2.jpg: Mikey likes jasmine.
hkstuf.jpg: "Hey, let's take this picture for Dummy!" Mikey meant Cara, who's into Hello Kitty. What a toy store!
msithand.jpg: Mikey, sitting in a hand chair, was less than impressed with this mall.
jsithand.jpg: I was just concerned that this might count as getting my ass grabbed.
2sithand.jpg: We both sat in them!
mopit.jpg: Uh-oh, had an accident on the floor, better clean it up. Hehehe.
caught.jpg: Mikey is caught in the act of acquiring more Chinese buffet food.
lickroll.jpg: Call me crazy but I don't think I can eat an eggroll in one bite.
cremnose.jpg: Probably a bad idea to eat those cream puffs so fast too.
madlibj.jpg: Back in Gainesville, at Maude's, we played with Mad Libs.
madlibm.jpg: Mikey always comes up with the dirtiest words to put in the blanks.
falafel1.jpg: I ate a falafel burger at Farrah's.
falafelj2.jpg: See? It's green inside.
bigsal1.jpg: Mikey had a huge-ass salad.
bigsal2.jpg: Oh god, how to eat this?
jdishy.jpg: In St. Augustine, we visited a cool Believe It Or Not museum. Here is me in a house that was made inside a giant log. I am pretending to serve a dish that was actually glued there.
jsleepbb.jpg: That's what the built-in bed is like inside it.
houscoff.jpg: Want some coffee, Mikey?
mikewood.jpg: Mikey by the attraction's sign.
waimik1.jpg: Mikey hates waiting.
lickcrem.jpg: Ohh, Mikey got a bagel. A sexy bagel.
cremsprd.jpg: Want some?
bigcoke.jpg: That . . . is a big Coke.
mikeball.jpg: And then we saw the fort in St. Augustine. Here is Mikey with cannonballs.
mikecann.jpg: And with a cannon, too.
jcann.jpg: I kinda like the cannon.
usfort1.jpg: There we are, we really did go see it.
mpounder.jpg: Mikey does like his weapons. Cool cannon.
biggun1.jpg: Why does it sound so pervy to say this is a picture of Mikey with his big gun?
biggun2.jpg: Erm, well, I guess there are photos of me with it too. . . .