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Well, as you can probably tell, this is not your average religion page. Not to convert you to anything or brainwash you with some kind of dogma . . . hehe . . . though many of these pages I'm linking to ARE for that purpose. If you'd like to read my thoughts and beliefs regarding religion, help yourself. But if you want to just browse these weird religions, that's fine too. They are in alphabetical order by site name, and some might be a tad offensive.

The Brick Testament: Now you can read the Bible, illustrated . . . with beautifully made Lego scenes! (Not to mention that whoever makes this is . . . a tad sneaky with his messages sometimes.) Very funny and also informative!
Chick Publications: There is just no describing this one. Christianity is a rather prevalent religion, but you've never seen it like this. It makes a weird infomercial out of the religion with its little cartoon pamphlets called "tracts," urging you to "Trust Jesus today! No one else can save you!" But . . . at what price? I recommend checking out the tracts and reading them. These things are unlikely to convert anyone and could even make people who are already Christian begin to think Christianity is quite silly.
Church of the Subgenius: This is the only "organized" religion I really consider myself a part of . . . I'm a card-carrying Subgenius. Supposedly we'll all be gone someday, off to Planet X. Though now they've *changed* the date from July 5th, 1998, the original X-day . . . go fig. The Xists didn't come July 5th 1999 either, so then they started banking on XXX-day, July 5th, 2000. And so on. D'oh. Hmm, am I a fool for remaining loyal? I dunno, it worked for the Christians for more than 2000 years. Have you paid your thirty dollars to "Bob"? CAUTION: This page is very strange and somewhat disturbing at times, and it messes with your mind. Come get some SLACK!
Eternal Earth-Bound Pets will take care of your pet after the Rapture occurs. If you pay them the contract price now. Serious Christians who believe the Rapture is at hand may worry about how their poor innocent pet will suffer without someone to take care of them, so these guys offer atheists for hire who will be glad to promise pet care for a nominal fee!
The First Church of Raymond of the all-seeing myopic eye: Now, this church explains how it's silly to subscribe to other religions because they all contradict each other and each one has all these restrictive rules that can be broken once they become too inconvenient. The odds are against you having picked the right one, considering there are so many out there, so why not join the Church of Raymond? After all, in the Church of Raymond, you are assured that Raymond approves of everything you do, except for everything you do, which is nothing. It makes an awful lot of sense. . . .
Flying Spaghetti Monster! You see, if we're going to teach the "theory" of evolution, then we need to teach the "theory" of intelligent design, right? So says the Kansas Board of Education. But this isn't quite fair, because there isn't any representation at all for the OTHER theory of intelligent design: THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, who touches us with HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE every day. Be touched!
God Hates Shrimp: You've heard how God hates homosexuals and all that junk right? Well, go here and read about God's feelings on those horrible unclean sea creatures!
Hundreds of Proofs of God's Existence: Tongue-in-cheek, of course.
Jeez fer Joozis! They say they are the one true religion. But at least they don't pretend they're not ridiculous.
Keep Your Jesus Off My Penis: A rather talented individual sings a song about what he thinks about religion's place in government. Wahoo!
Landover Baptist: This is a parody of Christianity, though a lot of it is almost too close for comfort with the bigotry and prejudice displayed in the style of those who use Christianity as an excuse to persecute other people. You will find this amusing if you are as annoyed by those people as I am.
The Miraculous Winking Jesus: Try this. It is a religious experience.
The Official God FAQ: All the answers you ever needed concerning the existence of God. Amazingly simple. Want to see why? Click.
Patron Saints: Not technically a "weird religion," but I think the fact that just about everything you can think of to pray about has a special saint from somewhere in history who handles those prayers is kind of amusing to me. I think of this like the big spiritual telephone book. Why call a plumber when I can just pray to St. Vincent Ferrer?
Perspective: Look at the scale of the universe and how God's laws look in perspective.
The Skeptic's Annotated Bible: Here's the Old and New Testaments . . . linked to comments and whatnot pointing out inconsistencies and other absurdities in the documents many residents of the Western world base their lives on.
Ted Jesus Christ GOD! Go here to read about how you should vote for this Ted guy for President of the USA, because, well . . . Ted is the Second Coming of Jesus Christ and the Creator and God and is REALLY TRUE and REALLY THE REAL ONE and if you STUDY THIS ENOUGH you will FIGURE OUT this is TRUE!
Where Is Jesus? Do you think maybe you need to find Jesus? Well, you've never "found" him like this! It's "Where's Jesus?"--akin to "Where's Waldo?" Find Him and be saved!

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