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| Song Lyrics: Jingle Barf |
Written when I was in maybe third grade, to the tune of "Jingle Bells." Pretty good rhyming for a pipsqueak, eh?
Oh, barfy head, barfy feet,
Barf all over the place!
Somebody barfed on me,
It's even on my face!
Barfy front, barfy back,
Barfy face and shoes!
Somebody barfed on me,
Who drank too much booze!
(When we sang it as kids, it was a lot of fun to go "somebodeeeeee barfed on meeeeeee." Barf is freaking hilarious when you're eight!)
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