C            Dm7   
  How do you do

C             Dm G7     
  My 'Um-Greg Universe?'

Dm7             Dm            Fm     G    
  Thank you for bringing me into the world

Dm7       F#dim Am     A7 F   
  I am at your eternal service

Dm         Bdim7    C    
Welcome to your new Pearl



C        Dm7  
  A Ruby guard

C            Dm     G7  
  But just a single one 

Dm7            Dm               Fm       G   
  They tend to come in teams of three or more

Dm7          F#dim   
  A precious Sapphire

Am              A7  F
  She sees the future

Dm             Bdim7  C   
That's who the Ruby's for!



C             Dm7     
  You must be right

C            Dm7 G 
  This is an Amethyst

Dm7         Dm          Fm      G     
  Except an Amethyst is big and strong

Dm7           F#dim   Am    A7  F
  This one is not the best example

Dm           Bdim7   C     
Something is clearly wrong!



D              Bbdim7
  This will be fun

D                Em7     A  
  Aren't you the lucky one?

G            Em7               Gm       A    
  Her cut is perfect and she's pink, as well    

Gmaj7              Db      Bm   A   G   
  She'll bring you endless entertainment

Bm             Gm        D
Your new best friend, Spinel!