C Dm7 How do you do C Dm G7 My 'Um-Greg Universe?' Dm7 Dm Fm G Thank you for bringing me into the world Dm7 F#dim Am A7 F I am at your eternal service Dm Bdim7 C Welcome to your new Pearl C Dm7 A Ruby guard C Dm G7 But just a single one Dm7 Dm Fm G They tend to come in teams of three or more Dm7 F#dim A precious Sapphire Am A7 F She sees the future Dm Bdim7 C That's who the Ruby's for! C Dm7 You must be right C Dm7 G This is an Amethyst Dm7 Dm Fm G Except an Amethyst is big and strong Dm7 F#dim Am A7 F This one is not the best example Dm Bdim7 C Something is clearly wrong! D Bbdim7 This will be fun D Em7 A Aren't you the lucky one? G Em7 Gm A Her cut is perfect and she's pink, as well Gmaj7 Db Bm A G She'll bring you endless entertainment Bm Gm D Your new best friend, Spinel!