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Donuts!

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At the Big Donut.


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They make the world go round,


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A treat when you are down.

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Donuts!

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At the Big Donut.


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Dunk them in coffee or tea.


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Napkins are always free!


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Now if a customer chokes on a donut (That ain't right)


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State law requires that you assist them. (Help 'em out now)


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Take both hands! Push below the diaphragm!


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Get them happy and breathing as fast as you can. (That's the law)


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In the event of a fire,

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Don't panic stay calm.

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There is a fire extinguisher,

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Against the back wall.

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There is a 6 percent sales tax

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on edible goods,

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'Cause tax exemption


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is for non-prepared foods.


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Dunk them in coffee or tea.


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Napkins are always free!